Sheer fucking will. Against the weight of evidence and disposition I am possessed of a positive attitude and enthusiasm. I will it so! Begone dark clouds - having torn from your grasp your silver linings I now banish you from my presence! Hello glass half-full, fragrant and delicious. Good day to you, tasks to which I commit willingly and unreservedly, you enhance my life so.
I am a model of equanimity and poise.
[A note from the man behind the curtain: from what I’ve read, a positive attitude is an asset in a number of the pursuits I am (for various reasons) involved in. It is an asset I intend to acquire, for wholly instrumental purposes.]
Comment by Nate — June 27, 2009 @ 9:59 pm