So I wrote another bit for my unfunny comedy act. Here goes.
Did you hear about the firefighter? He was in a burning building and it collapsed. He rescued his fellow firefighters and left the fire fighting equipment inside. That’s where the expression comes from, bros before hose.
I’m sorry. I know that’s a ridiculous thing to say - I mean, why would firefighters use girls to fight fires? Ha!
I told that joke once at a gig in San Antonio. A guy came up to me afterward and told me he didn’t like that joke. He said he used to work as a firefighter and he’d quit after this experience. He was in a burning building that collapsed. On a split second decision he picked up a fellow firefighter and carried him out, leaving two people who were trapped in the building. They died of smoke inhalation.
So…. uh…
I signed up for this service through the internet called Netflix, where they send you DVDs to watch at home. Unfortunately they keep arriving broken because my postal worker has been stepping on all my mail. I think he misunderstands the meaning of the phrase postage stamp.