Comments on: … is the best joke you’ve heard recently? http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/ A working notebook Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:38:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: john http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/#comment-947 Sun, 01 Oct 2006 22:34:29 +0100 http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/#comment-947 Marxism 101: Groucho: "Gentleman of the Jury, Chicolini here may look like an idiot,and sound like an idiot. But don't be fooled. He really is an idiot." Karl: "If essence and appearance co-incided, there would be no science." Marxism 101:
Groucho: “Gentleman of the Jury, Chicolini here may look like an idiot,and sound like an idiot. But don’t be fooled. He really is an idiot.”
Karl: “If essence and appearance co-incided, there would be no science.”

]]> by: Nate http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/#comment-939 Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:58:58 +0100 http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/#comment-939 That's funny. I'm fond of this one, can't remember if I told you already. A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Interupting cow. B: Interupting c- A: MOO! Here's another that a friend told me: A secretary, an assistant and their boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie appears and offers to grant them each one wish. The secretary says, "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life," says the assistant. And poof! Just like that, he's gone. "You're next," the genie says to the boss. He says, "I want those two back in the office right after lunch." That’s funny. I’m fond of this one, can’t remember if I told you already.

A: Knock knock.
B: Who’s there?
A: Interupting cow.
B: Interupting c-
A: MOO!

Here’s another that a friend told me:

A secretary, an assistant and their boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie appears and offers to grant them each one wish.

The secretary says, “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.

“I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life,” says the assistant. And poof! Just like that, he’s gone.

“You’re next,” the genie says to the boss. He says, “I want those two back in the office right after lunch.”

]]> by: Eric http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/#comment-938 Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:42:43 +0100 http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/#comment-938 Besides my kids' insane, improvised, and utterly non-sequiter knock-knock jokes--which usually involve poop or pee--I haven't heard many lately. But I like this one that heard from wife, though it may have more resonance for me because I live in the South: Why don't Baptists fuck standing up? Someone might think they are dancing. Besides my kids’ insane, improvised, and utterly non-sequiter knock-knock jokes–which usually involve poop or pee–I haven’t heard many lately. But I like this one that heard from wife, though it may have more resonance for me because I live in the South:

Why don’t Baptists fuck standing up? Someone might think they are dancing.

]]> by: Nate http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/#comment-937 Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:08:11 +0100 http://whatinthehell.blogsome.com/2006/09/28/is-the-best-joke-youve-heard-recently/#comment-937 I like this one too, I think it's from Groucho Marx. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. I like this one too, I think it’s from Groucho Marx.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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